Halloween II: Literal Snooze Fest

Alec Cizak
7 min readJan 12, 2021

How can you tell when Hollywood has taken over a subgenre of films? One word: Explosions. Halloween II’s got two of them. Early in the film, when it’s clear that the whole exercise is nothing more than an unnecessary continuation of the first movie, a kid in a Shatner mask is blown up when a police car shoves him into a van. It’s Hollywood logic — two cars colliding automatically explode. It’s called production value. Need your…

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Alec Cizak

A failed comedian once called me an "edge lord" because I refuse to be a parrot.